Mark.

HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!

This is purely for Marks benefit as you might know.

Anyhow.

This is Mark>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

No, he is male. He isnt a cross dresser, just on the odd weekend he likes to go around and look after the wee kiddies and act like Mary Poppins. Again, note, he isnt a pedo either.

Hes 19 and from a wee town outside Glasgow. He likes the simple things in life, gay bum sex, alcohol, women, music, the glorious OTH and of course long walks on the beach while the sun is setting. Youll usually find him scanning your local swimming pool for hot young things to abduct to his lair, (doon the army base, near the pitches) and have his evil way with them. Sometimes, late at night, youll see him gazing into the night sky looking for aliens. Again, note, he isnt crazy, just a wee bit wrong in the head, as you can clearly see from his picture. >

This one time, in Marks world, he took the celebrity heritage test and it showed he looked 71% like keira knightly, he is now currently on a search for her to convince her to become his twin. Currently missing in action, we dont know when we'll hear from him again. However, one day im sure he'll return and we will once again be grazed with his presence and will be able to continue blogging about this magnificent creature. Untill then..... continue to watch yourselfs when your changing, you never know when he may fly up to your window with his brolly to come take you away.